Saturday, February 5, 2011

Mos Eisley Carinderia Menu

Diorama of the Mos Eisley Cantina from Star Wars.com


In Episode IV, Obi Wan disdainfully described Mos Eisley as "The most wretched hive of scum and villainy". And he had good reason, for the Mos Eisley spaceport was a favorite stopover of bounty hunters and criminals of all shapes and races in the galaxy.

The Mos Eisley Cantina is one of the most famous landmarks in the Star Wars saga. It was here where Luke and Obi-Wan met Han Solo and Chewbacca for the first time.
Mos Eisley Cantina scene from Episode IV featuring Figrin Dan and the Modal Nodes  as the "house band"

My Mos Eisley Carinderia would be different. I want it to become "A well-loved blog of fun and fantasy".

So what if I really had a carinderia? (By the way, as a backgrounder, while I was growing up in Legazpi City, my family ran a canteen)

Consistent with the Star Wars theme, here's what some of the menu items would look like:

Appetizers: Chicken X-Wings
Veggies: EPISODE I - The Kangkong Menace
Dessert: EPISODE II - Attack of the Cones, Choco Clone Bars
Pulutan: EPISODE III - Revenge of the Sithcharon
Pasalubong: EPISODE IV - A New Hopia
Main Course: EPISODE V - The Empire Strikes Back Ribs, The Pork Unleashed, AdoBoba Fett, Nilagang ChewieBaka
Dimsum: EPISODE VI - Return of the Siomai, Wookieekiam
Soups: Darth Molo, HotoTie Fighter
Noodles: Queen Mamidala
Congee: Princess Luya
Sandwiches: Ham Solo, Darth Burger
Drinks: Coke Litesaber, Obi Wan Keno-beer

Any other suggestions? :)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's a suggestion .. stop making these things up ... they're rubbish.

stacy said...

OMG you're a genius no kidding. I'm sure magclick yan if you made it true haha

Rene Chetae Guevara said...

bro, dagdag mo sa drinks Luke Johnny Walker at Darth Vodka hik! :)

jedi_randy said...

Making anonymous comments...now that's rubbish. Reveal yourself Sithspawn!

jedi_randy said...

Thanks Stacy and Rene, it took more than a year for this to post to have comments, haha! A round of Empire-Ador Light (The Dark Side of Brandy) on me

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